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Did you fall on a pile of sugar? Because you are so sweet!ģ8. I just got my library card, and I want to check you out.ģ7. If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?ģ6. Were your parents supermodels or did you just get lucky in the gene pool?ģ5. Since you like video games, will you let me be your Player 2?ģ4. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.ģ3. The best way to attract me is with a sense of humor so I’ll start a cheesy pickup line competition. I am always up for a good adventure and lots of laughs, are you in?ģ2. I see you’re serving a life sentence for being attractive, but that’s OK, I like a bad girl/boy.ģ1.

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We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?ģ0. Would you do me the honor of inputting your digits in my phone book?Ģ9. If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) American pancakes b) French crèpes c) waffles d) omelet e) something else?Ģ8. If you were a book you would be in fine print.Ģ7. Do you like fruit salad? How about pick up limes? *insert lime emoji here*Ģ6. What do you call a string of people lifting mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line!Ģ5. What is a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?Ģ4. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re attractive!Ģ3.

Is your last name Google? Because you have everything I have been searching for.Ģ2.

I am studying important dates in history, do you want to be one of them?Ģ1. My definition of a good weekend includes taking you out to dinner.Ģ0. I usually don’t make the first move, but I’ll make an exception for you.ġ9. What’s your favorite thing to do on a Friday night? a) cuddling and watching Netflix by the fireplace b) the hottest bar in town c) dinner party d) You’ll tell me over drinks?ġ8. I got this new kiss-proof lipstick, want to test it out?ġ7. Have we met before? Because you look just like my next girlfriend.ġ6. Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!ġ5.

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